Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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