it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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