he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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