i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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