she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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