she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
oh god the rape fog is back!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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