There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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