dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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