just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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