At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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