By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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