with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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