its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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