i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Randomize