For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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