Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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