my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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