Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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