Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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