Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I did not marry a roomba.
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