Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You don't make any sense
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I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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