i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
this hospital has no fireball
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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