Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i came on her dog
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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