rhymes with "ouble enetration"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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