I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Alive.
So much puke
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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