i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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