is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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