How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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