awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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