Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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