Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
it's like heaven, but drunker
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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