what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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