awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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