Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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