Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
