It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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