My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It's official drugs can't kill me
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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