I don't remember. Are we still dating?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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