She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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