who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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