Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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