Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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