airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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