Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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