Well douche your snatch and let's go!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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