If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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