i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
