Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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