adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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