you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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