just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
