it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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