Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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