real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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