Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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