don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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