Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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